[REI CAN BET QUITE A LOT THAT YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE THIS ONE BUDDY.]

You will when you don't get anything done.

[SIIIIIIIGH.]

Look -- it'll just be a fun way to spend the night. Sam and Dean might go, it's an open party -- and it sounds like Gabriel is showing up. So it's not like you won't have people you like to hang out with.

[And, if all else fails, a bit dryly:]

Consider it a study on human behavior and Japanese culture.