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[flameandpassion]

[Filtered away from Nathaniel]

[Rei sounds irritable. What else is new.]

Does anyone know how to alter a dress to make it actually... fit.

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[Video] because filtering from Nat doesn't exclude the Devil~

[thelightbringer]

[Deadpan] Jinx starves herself.

[Yes. He's finally noticed. He just doesn't...know what to think about it.]

[Video] /threadjacking because why not

[wingsandwill.livejournal.com]

Rei's clothes are too large, not too small.

[That's all he has to say about the situation, because clearly that's the only issue with what Lucifer just said.]

[Video] Lucifer likes angel threadjacks ok

[thelightbringer]

Well, someone should be feeding her better. [Looking at you, kid. ]

Apparently, these humans think it's our job to keep them well-fed.

[Video] They're the best type

[wingsandwill.livejournal.com]

I'm banned from operating the oven.

[Seriously, you pull a tray of toast out of the oven with your bare hands one time and you're banned for life.

Also Rei does more of making sure he's fed than the other way around, but he doesn't feel the desire to mention that.]

[Video] th-they really are ok. Cas is the cutest angel :( Poor little derp

[thelightbringer]

[Lucifer is trying not to laugh. Trying hard. Really.]

I'm sure it was more for Jimmy's sake than yours, but...What did you do to the oven?

[Video] He doesn't try but he is~ And omg how are these two's conversations all adorable now

[wingsandwill.livejournal.com]

[Not funny, Lucifer.]

I did nothing to the oven. I have no issues with it.

[Rei just did. 8(]

Regardless, we have very little food that necessitates an oven so it's rarely an issue.

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[hexdontlie.livejournal.com]

[Be happy that he finally noticed or be absolutely furious that he's a complete and total dick. Decisions, decisions.]

LUCIFER!

[Anger usually wins.]

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[thelightbringer]

[Calmly. Also a little mockingly:] Jinx.

[offline]

[hexdontlie.livejournal.com]

[That's her dropping her PCD to whip around and punch him in the face with her bony little knuckles.]

Asshole!

[offline]

[thelightbringer]

[Bony knuckles and noodle-thin muscles. It...doesn't impress the Devil much, and he just gives her a quizzical look.]

You wanted me to notice.

[offline]

[hexdontlie.livejournal.com]

[Well, fine! She shoves him, growling.]

And noticing involves announcing it to the entire city? I'm flattered. You make me so happy that I want to stay with you forever and ever.

[Don't mind her. She just loathes you right now. It's probably hormones.]

[Video]

[flameandpassion]

[Castiel works miracles, because instead of getting annoyed or irritated, Rei just -- stares.

And then pulls at her far too large flannel shirt that she has rolled up at least four times to use her arms.]

[Video]

[thelightbringer]

[He recognizes that influence. And because he's getting along so swimmingly with his socially inept brother for once, he'll reward you both with a smirk and...won't push the issue further.]

[Video]

[flameandpassion]

[For all the influence Rei has over the angel, the angel has some over her, too. And she looks slightly suspicious, at the lack of catty remark or explanation, but doesn't bother to demand an explanation first.

Hn.]

[Video]

[thelightbringer]

[...Ok. Ok, he has to ask. He doesn't give two fucks about fashion but he has been around Rhode and Jinx long enough to wonder:]

Are you wearing that to the date?

[Video]

[flameandpassion]

[She has one sassy gay angel and his name is Gabriel, asshole, what are you even trying to do.]

Why would I ask how to alter a dress if I was wearing this?

[Video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, so you finally noticed.

[Video]

[thelightbringer]

...You knew?

[Video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Her legs are as big around as my thumb. How can you not know?

[Video]

[flameandpassion]

Because he's obtuse.

[Video]

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Or he just doesn't give a rat's ass.

[Video]

[dark-thespian.livejournal.com]

...I've been telling you that for weeks now!

[Video]

[thelightbringer]

There was plenty of food for her. [you didn't say it was deliberate, ok. Maybe Jinx was just stupid. But nope. Now he knows it was deliberate.]

[Video]

[dark-thespian.livejournal.com]

And she wasn't eating it. That's a sign of sickness! [He's not in the best of moods. Made worse by their conversation.]

[Video]

[thelightbringer]

If she was ill, she could have been healed. [Angels don't get this 'mental illness' stuff, Allen. I mean. Look at them. All of them.]