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[identity profile] checkoutpandora.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You know that piss and vinegar's just gonna get you in more trouble with him, right? He likes it when he pisses you off. Gets off on it, practically.

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[identity profile] checkoutpandora.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd say "don't stand so close to 'em," but, uh, we're not a big personal space-respecting family. Next time? Just walk away. Don't give him anything unless you know you can beat him. And at this point? No one here has any shot at defeating him without me and I don't wanna kill him. Really. I don't. I also don't wanna have to keep rescuing every damsel that tries to light him on fire, but I'm pretty much resigned to doing just that.

[Stupid... Liking humans thing.]

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[identity profile] checkoutpandora.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
'Course not. You're a superpowered babe in a mini-skirt. How could I possibly miss that?

[Siiiiigh. And on some level... He understands. Sorta.]

Then you'll die. All of you. That's just how it's gonna be. [Isn't he so bright and cheerful?] I can't hold him back forever, eventually, he's gonna get fed up with me interfering and shiv my ass too.

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[identity profile] checkoutpandora.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, there's a way. Me. And I'm not playing ball. Like I said, I'll keep him off you, you try not to get killed.

And, honestly, sweetheart, that arrow would have about as much effect on me as it would on him.

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[identity profile] checkoutpandora.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
And nothing stays dead either.

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[identity profile] checkoutpandora.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
And what? You think his price is gonna be his evil? You don't think he's paid enough prices in his life to know how to roll with the punches? You don't know him, sweetheart.

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[identity profile] checkoutpandora.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
So you're just gonna lump in with every other monster, right? That's all he is to you? Okay, so he's an asshole and he hurts people and I hate it for you all, and, believe me, I'm gonna put a stop to it when I can, but you keep playing his games? You're all gonna be the crispiest cheerleading squad in the city.

So do what you want. But I'm not gonna let anyone kill my brother unless I give 'em the go-ahead. I'm not gonna let him hurt you or your gal pals, but, sorry, can't let you hurt him either. Sucks, don't it?

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[identity profile] checkoutpandora.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
There's no humanity in him, because he hates humans. And there's a good reason for that. You try getting kicked out by your family, shamed, hunted, and then imprisoned, forced to be twisted into a monster thanks to shitty propaganda and you tell me how well you'd turn out.

[He takes a moment to compose himself.]

No, he's not. And yeah, he is gonna keep screwing with you all. But just know there's a lot more to him than what he's showing. He's a bratty kid who likes messing with Daddy's toys. That don't make it better, but it's something to think about, hm?

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[identity profile] checkoutpandora.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Take up yoga. Get some zen in your life. 'Cause he ain't going anywhere unless we figure out a way to make the Animus send us back.

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[identity profile] checkoutpandora.livejournal.com 2011-04-14 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
A few. [Or... One. But Rei won't like it. :|]